Breaking: Masturbation made easy with vibrator implant!

If you read the article on the perks of masturbation, then you would realise that this is a definite plus!

Are you tired of buying vibrators, only to make sad effort to hide them at the first sound of a doorbell?

Sex toy manufactures try helping their customers maintain a certain discretion by making vibrators smaller or shaping them as cosmetic products.

But what if you had the option to have you vibrator on — or in? — you?

Well, thanks to Fun Factory's Orgasmia this may be a possibility soon, with a new vibrator implant!

Apparently German doctors developed a V-shaped vibrating implant, that does just that.

The Orgasmia makes sure to hit the right spot, by having "clitoral legs" in order to stimulate the clitoris from within.

You will be able to control it through Bluetooth technology, meaning you'd be able to control it with your smart phone or other electronic devices compatible with Bluetooth.

Fun factory brags via their website, "The device can be used on its own for hands-free orgasms, to enhance the experience of sex with a partner, or to address a variety of sexual complaints, including unsatisfying intercourse, extended separation from a partner, or even lack of time for sex.

Even better than the long-awaited 'female Viagra,' Orgasmia gives women control over their arousal and pleasure." 

You're probably thinking,'This goal sounds great, but is implanting a sex toy in your body really a good way to have ladies reach orgasms through intercourse'?

As for the question we're all dying to know — what happens when the batteries get low? Well, no worries! The implant uses body heat in to recharge.

Yes, this means no more late night runs to your local pharmacy for AAA batteries although we have to wonder if our body heat can conjure up the same power as a good old-fashioned, Energizer Bunny three-pack.  

Furthermore, the website reports that women stop noticing the implant after 3-4 days of use. Sounds like speedy recovery, if you ask us.

So what are you waiting for? Lets get to some self loving, shall we?

As a plus, you can find in gallery, photos of bizarre sex toys you won't believe actually exist.